I know you were all rather excited…

When I wrote about those magic 3M drops from Philip Kinglsey.

But it’s not an off-the-peg product as some of you seemed to think from my lackluster approach.

So let’s be clear,  you need to be prescribed this marvelous concoction by Philip’s right hand man Glen Lyons. Philip now an octogenarian  has stepped away from full-time consultancy and frankly he’s earned it. I am loving my regrowth.

So the process works like this…

You: “Good morning can I have appointment to discuss my thin hair please?”

They: “Your scalp shows wider partings at the top of your head and less follicle density than the back of your head this could be down to female pattern baldness which is easily treatable after a blood test confirms this. The 3M drops massaged into your scalp daily will block the roving male hormone at scalp level.”

You: “Then good Sirs and Madams show me your finest mixture. For I will undertake to rub it on my scalp daily and enjoy new hair. “

Really it’s that simple.

At time of writing, I have short, fluffy filaments sprouting out of my head….Interestingly in my white steak they are growing back as black. It takes a bit more grooming than usual, to smooth it all down into my normal silky pony-tail so I’m a tad more cavalier with the spray.

I start the day with enough hair product and could  star in my own Elnett commercial. The ensuing sneezing frenzy is one of the side effects but it’s a small price to pay I say!

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